With our subscriptions, or banquets, you will have complete control over what you receive.
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Banquets start from £10 per month and will provide you with everything you need.
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There will also be access to the "Friends of Meathop Fell" community of members with silly fun, advice and cute animal-pic spamming.
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You will be asked to trial our new products from time to time absolutely free.
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You'll receive free gifts and surprises throughout the year.
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Sound Good?
Just sign up using one of the price plans below.
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